Morning Cup
Okay, okay, okay. So the secret is out about the Fecca-cino. I was really hoping that no one would find out. But yes, all gay men really love shit-based coffee. Who spilled the beans, so to speak? Westboro, or GodHatesFags.com, in a press release! Really, I don't argue with them too much, God might actually hate fags for this one. I mean drinking shit coffee is really gross and the fags just love it. I mean, I know so many guys that drink that stuff. And considering there is a Starbucks on every corner, who really can resist the fecca-cino?
Speaking of homo proclivities, the gay group sex at the Jay Street-Borough Hall station got busted before I could join in!
Damnit! All the good things keep closing. Including: CBGB's! Finally, the hollow, former shell of a cool venue is closing. I just hope a new place will open up where I can hear bad New Jersey metal bands play.
Good As You
Gothamist
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