Joys of Being Single

This is really exciting for me.  I get to talk about masturbating, a lot.

Here is a 19th Century French guide on the ills of masturbating.  I vomit blood frequently.

A crocheted Dildo Cozy.

A Mechanical Masturbater.  This is great, really.  This gives paraplegics the same joys in life I have taken for granted for years.

Finally, there is a great article in Slate about Sex Machines.  It's like the pinewood derby contests in Boy Scouts, but with more rectal penetration.